kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”
to be fair, link IS the goddesses chosen hero while zelda is just her reincarnation. I mean, if you peaced the fuck out and your body regularly tried to talk to you, would you respond? Fuck no, you just got rid of that shit. But that twink you like calls? hell yeah pick up
Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.
Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan
Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!
Remember that one movie where Brock busted out the most genuinely wholesome one-liner of all time?
He also never blew a gasket and spewed insults like a manchild or tried to guilt trip women when a woman rejected him. He took the rejction well and moved on with his life .🐸☕ Incels take note.
